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New Pastor Was Visiting Homes & Is In Stitches After Finding Note With Bible Verse In Offering Plate

August 26, 2019

New Pastor Was Visiting Homes & Is In Stitches After Finding Note With Bible Verse In Offering Plate

Christian comedians may have some pretty good Bible jokes, but so does the Internet. And in a funny short story making its rounds on social media, an anonymous church member cleverly uses a Bible verse to crack the new pastor up in a brilliant way!

In this fictional story circulating online, a brilliant exchange of Bible verses delivers a good laugh for all!

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Bible Joke About New Pastor 

There's no information on where this hilarious anecdote originated, but it is getting shared across Facebook:

"A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home. But no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed at the next worship service, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10' Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.' Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.' "

What a wonderful way to use God's Word to bring a smile to someone's face!

For another laugh, be sure to check out the funny story about the atheist and the bear.

And here are some other Bible jokes to enjoy.

7 Of The Best Punny Bible Jokes

  • Which of God's servants in the Bible was the biggest lawbreaker? Moses -- he broke all 10 commandments at once! (Exodus 32:19)
  • What was Boaz like before he got married? He was Ruth-less!
  • Which Book of the Bible is a favorite among coffee lovers? He-brews
  • Who was the smallest person in the Bible? Nehimiah (Knee-high-miah) 
  • Why did Noah have to repeatedly discipline the chickens on the ark? Because they kept using "fowl" language!
  • What's the best way to study the Bible? You should "Luke" into it!
  • Who was the most brilliant comedian in the Bible? Sampson -- he brought the house down!

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Be sure to share this story with others, since "A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Proverbs 17:22)

h/t: Facebook/Revive Church; Revelation.Co

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